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Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,

Anonymous

3 May, 2012

♥ ♥ ♥ Awesome Story Must Read ♥ ♥ ♥

vomits and falls down on the floor...♥

Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him....

He prays that they should not have a

fight..♥

He finds a note near the table...♥

"Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,

i had to leave early to buy grocery... ♥

i'll cum running back to you, my love.

I love you. ..."♥

He gets surprised and asks his son..,

'what happened last night..?'♥

Son told...,"

when mom pulled you to bed and tried

removing your boots and shirt..

you were dead drunk and you said......"♥

"Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...

I M Married !!!"

Thats True Love...!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! :)

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