History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. -Abba Eban
How many legs does a dog have - if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg. -Abraham Lincoln
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. -Albert Einstein
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. -Ellen Parr
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. -Unknown
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity. -Albert Einstein
It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them. -Alfred Adler
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. -Ambrose Bierce
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. -Arthur Schopenhauer
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. -Barry LePatner
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? -Bertolt Brecht
Some people make things happen, some people watch things happen, and some ask what happened. -Casey Stengel
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. -Albert Einstein
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. -Charles Wadsworth
One dog barks at something. And a hundred dogs bark at the sound. -Chinese Proverb
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. -David Cobitz
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. -Dudley Moore
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -Franklin P. Jones
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because its much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs? -George Carlin
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -Henny Youngman
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other. -Jascha Heifetz
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. -Joe Martin
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. -John Kenneth Galbraith
What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. -John Ruskin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin
If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow. -Mario Andretti
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. -Mark Twain
I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. -New York City detective
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. -Oscar Wilde
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. -Saint Augustine
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -Sam Levenson
I have such a high regard for the truth that I use it sparingly. -Timothy Connor
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure. -Unknown Author
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. -William Blake
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Winston Churchill
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. -Claud Cockburn
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. -Albert Einstein
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake. -Frank Wilczek
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. -John Wooden
How many legs does a dog have - if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg. -Abraham Lincoln
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. -Albert Einstein
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. -Ellen Parr
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. -Unknown
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it’s only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity. -Albert Einstein
It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them. -Alfred Adler
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. -Ambrose Bierce
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. -Arthur Schopenhauer
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. -Barry LePatner
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? -Bertolt Brecht
Some people make things happen, some people watch things happen, and some ask what happened. -Casey Stengel
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. -Albert Einstein
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. -Charles Wadsworth
One dog barks at something. And a hundred dogs bark at the sound. -Chinese Proverb
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. -David Cobitz
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. -Dudley Moore
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -Franklin P. Jones
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because its much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs? -George Carlin
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -Henny Youngman
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other. -Jascha Heifetz
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. -Joe Martin
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable. -John Kenneth Galbraith
What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. -John Ruskin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin
If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow. -Mario Andretti
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. -Mark Twain
I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. -New York City detective
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. -Oscar Wilde
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. -Saint Augustine
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -Sam Levenson
I have such a high regard for the truth that I use it sparingly. -Timothy Connor
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure. -Unknown Author
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. -William Blake
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Winston Churchill
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. -Claud Cockburn
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. -Albert Einstein
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake. -Frank Wilczek
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. -John Wooden